Remember my last adventure,
when daddy saw my hair like this,
and said that I need a HAIRCUT ADVENTURE?
Mommy liked my curls,
but daddy said he didn't like people thinking I was a girl.
Me neither! I don't look like a girl!
So, I agreed to have a haircut as long as we went
to a boy place to get it.
Daddy said he knew of a place just for big boys.
We let Mommy go just this time to get pictures.
But, she never gets to come again.
She did nothing but complain about how gross it was there.
So, what's a little hair and dirt, anyway??
Here we go,
So far so good!
I Spoke too soon.
Nobody said there would be torture.
Do you see them holding me down and torturing me??
That was not fun!
Finally it is done!
Don't I look like a handsome big boy now?
My red curls are all gone;
Mommy said my baby sweetness got all cutted away,
and all that's left is orneriness!
You know what?
When big boys are good,
and get their haircut without too much fussing,
their Daddies buy them treats!