A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
Onced and Twiced are words.
“Jaw-P?” means “Did y’all go to the bathroom?”
Fixinto is one word. It means I’m fixing to do that.
You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Tony’s, Tabasco and ketchup.
The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, motor sports, and gossip.
You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit a bit warm.
Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime known as “goin’ Wal-Martin’” or “off to Wally World”.
You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chicken stew weather.
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive dag-nabbit.
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